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I love men in uniform!!

110

I've always been a fast learner when it comes to what drives men ;)

109

Sometimes I just LOVE gift wrapping!!

108

The number of guys wanting to buy my pussy.... They just don't understand that it's not for sale!

107

I've always had the knack for multiplayer games ;)

106

I'm now a convert to computer games!! Johnny and I go head to head at least once a week now ;)

105

Ah, the allure and mystery of the middle east... though sometimes I prefer the direct route, lol!

104

And people think the elderly set is boring! Ha!

103

A girl's got to maintain herself!

102

Some people just don't have any respect for privacy!! If I ever catch those @&$#*&s who hacked into my account I'll give them hell!

101

I love Easter! Rampant rabbits and chocolate... What more could a girl possibly ask for?

100

Cost of Sunglasses: $65

Cost of easy chair recliner: $154

Cost of sunny day: $0

Reaction of millionaire mummy's boy tosspot: PRICELESS!

99

He got redundancy, I got the package!

98

My signature cocktail is called a Cum Shot: a shot of Frangelico with a dollop of custard and a tiny squeeze of lemon. YUM!

97

Ah, the joys of spicy foods...

96

If only guys knew how good a prostate check up can really be for them!

95

I'm really good at getting my niece birthday presents that rock her world!

94

It's still Yvan's favourite dress of mine... can't imagine why! ;)

93

Since getting that shed built I've had so many guys offering to store their favourite tools in it... and who am I to turn them down?

92

And they say 'a good man is hard to find'! Or is that 'a hard man is good to find'?

91

I find a lot of directors prefer a 'hands on' approach with my acting.

90

I help Suze in her café whenever I can. You have to be sure what you put in client's mouths is the best you can offer, and remember: customer satisfaction always cums first!

89

Now THAT was a blow job! LMAO!

88

Some people prefer gym balls, but space hoppers don't roll around as easily ;)

87

He plugged my leak so well I've asked him to call by regularly to clean my pipes.

86

There are days when havoc and mayhem just happen all around me! I wonder why? ;)

85

New Year's Resolutions are guilty pleasures! Like all my sex toys, I end up having the best fun breaking them!

84

He knew when we were naughty, and it was good for goodness sake!! He's insisted he come celebrate Christmas in July next year too!

83

Kirsty and I have always been the kind of girls to grab life by the balls! Some guys just don't appreciate it.