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Sigh... this happens quite a lot, you know.

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I got asked to take so many photos by friendly tourists that day!

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Funny how whenever I throw clay something usually ends up on my face...

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At least I wasn't the only one that day with embarrassing wet bits!

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You can learn so much from overhearing conversations on public transport!

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He needed little convincing after it was all hands on dick!

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They weren't too sure, so they took photos for further study and performed a thorough inspection ;)

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That pub has good vibes..

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He gave me plenty of homework, too ;)

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I sure kilt his enthusiasm. nyuk nyuk

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I get such a satisfying warm glow from it!

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I like a good mexican wave, don't you?

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Those Jack-O-Lanterns sure got gobblin'!!

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Everybody loves my mufti!

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Of course we did get some attention that night, from some WEIRDOS!

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The interrogation was worth it! All those men in uniform! reowr! I had to prove that each of those vibrators were for personal use only, and that just lead to bigger and better things ;)

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Ah, Father's Day! One of my busiest days of the year! ;)

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Arse Gratia Artists!

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He's since become my all purpose mr fixit.

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I just loved his explanation of thermodynamics! ;)

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It's funny how many times people take one look at my resumé and know immediately I'm good for it!

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I usually cum first at bedroom sports ;)

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I'm already in training for a dickathlon... My coach has me working hard for it already.

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The things you learn when travelling on your gap year!

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I was working my arse off! Even if I do prefer watersports!

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Beginnings are easy in any story, it's the endings that are hard ;)

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You can't fool me! ;)

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What can I say!? I'm a very social butterfly!

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Talk about holy cum-union!