Wednesday 11 November 2009

148


Mm-mm! I was stoked when those boys got straight to the source of my fire! It took all 5 of them to quell me ;)

Tuesday 10 November 2009

147


There's nothing like confusing a bass player's rhythm ;)

Monday 9 November 2009

146


With my talented appreciation of the human form I could have been the next Michelangelo!
...or Jeff Koons ;)

Friday 6 November 2009

145


He got into the swing of things and pretty soon I was putty in his hands...

Thursday 5 November 2009

144


My other doctor insists on checking my prostate every week. I didn't think girls had one but he insists he check just in case.

Wednesday 4 November 2009

143


Although Flight of the Bumblebee is still my favourite ;)

Tuesday 3 November 2009

142


Never underestimate the power of a fortune cookie!

Monday 2 November 2009

141


I STILL haven't been able to get that guy to replace that stupid mirror... My neighbours say don't worry about it.

Friday 30 October 2009

140


Sigh... this happens quite a lot, you know.

Wednesday 28 October 2009

139


I got asked to take so many photos by friendly tourists that day!

138


Funny how whenever I throw clay something usually ends up on my face...

Tuesday 27 October 2009

137


At least I wasn't the only one that day with embarrassing wet bits!

Monday 26 October 2009

136


You can learn so much from overhearing conversations on public transport!

Friday 23 October 2009

135


He needed little convincing after it was all hands on dick!

Thursday 22 October 2009

134


They weren't too sure, so they took photos for further study and performed a thorough inspection ;)

133


That pub has good vibes..

Wednesday 21 October 2009

132


He gave me plenty of homework, too ;)

Tuesday 20 October 2009

131


I sure kilt his enthusiasm. nyuk nyuk

Monday 19 October 2009

130


I get such a satisfying warm glow from it!

129


I like a good mexican wave, don't you?

128


Those Jack-O-Lanterns sure got gobblin'!!

Friday 16 October 2009

127


Everybody loves my mufti!

Thursday 15 October 2009

126


Of course we did get some attention that night, from some WEIRDOS!

Wednesday 14 October 2009

125


The interrogation was worth it! All those men in uniform! reowr! I had to prove that each of those vibrators were for personal use only, and that just lead to bigger and better things ;)

Tuesday 13 October 2009

124


Ah, Father's Day! One of my busiest days of the year! ;)

Monday 12 October 2009

123


Arse Gratia Artists!

Sunday 11 October 2009

122



He's since become my all purpose mr fixit.

Friday 9 October 2009

121


I just loved his explanation of thermodynamics! ;)

Thursday 8 October 2009

120


It's funny how many times people take one look at my resumé and know immediately I'm good for it!

Wednesday 7 October 2009

119




I usually cum first at bedroom sports ;)

Tuesday 6 October 2009

118

I'm already in training for a dickathlon... My coach has me working hard for it already.

117

The things you learn when travelling on your gap year!

Sunday 4 October 2009

116

I was working my arse off! Even if I do prefer watersports!

115

Beginnings are easy in any story, it's the endings that are hard ;)

114

You can't fool me! ;)

Friday 2 October 2009

113

What can I say!? I'm a very social butterfly!

Thursday 1 October 2009

112

Talk about holy cum-union!

Wednesday 30 September 2009

111

I love men in uniform!!

Tuesday 29 September 2009

110

I've always been a fast learner when it comes to what drives men ;)

Monday 28 September 2009

109

Sometimes I just LOVE gift wrapping!!

Sunday 27 September 2009

108

The number of guys wanting to buy my pussy.... They just don't understand that it's not for sale!

Friday 25 September 2009

107

I've always had the knack for multiplayer games ;)

Thursday 24 September 2009

106

I'm now a convert to computer games!! Johnny and I go head to head at least once a week now ;)

Wednesday 23 September 2009

105

Ah, the allure and mystery of the middle east... though sometimes I prefer the direct route, lol!

104

And people think the elderly set is boring! Ha!

103

A girl's got to maintain herself!

102

Some people just don't have any respect for privacy!! If I ever catch those @&$#*&s who hacked into my account I'll give them hell!

101

I love Easter! Rampant rabbits and chocolate... What more could a girl possibly ask for?

100

Cost of Sunglasses: $65
Cost of easy chair recliner: $154
Cost of sunny day: $0
Reaction of millionaire mummy's boy tosspot: PRICELESS!

Friday 18 September 2009

99

He got redundancy, I got the package!